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3224Y00F05basic32Y00J1Y00S1NMIDDLE AGED BANDS:
6025Y00F11windsordemi60Y00S0NFishboy/Panda
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0806Y00C3NAll bands should split up when each member is over the age of 35. If this
0801Ndoesn't happen then they carry on realeasing shit records till they're all
0801Nabout 80. Many bands have ignored this rule and continue to make records.
0801NThey must be stopped...
0801N
0811Y00C4Y13C1NBAD RELIGION: It has become obvious that the "seminal" (meaning: Unheard of)
0801NPunk outfit Bad Religion have run out of ideas. Take for example they're new
0816Y08S4Y22S0Y65S4Nsingle "Punk Rock Song", with its catchy yet meaningfull chorus "This is a
0806Y14S0NPunk Rock Song", or these lyrics taken from a song off their new album:
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0806Y00C5NI'm going for a walk,
0801NNot the after dinner kind,
0806Y00C1N
0821Y25C6Y36C1Y63S1Y67S0NImagine if you will that Kurt Cobain had not died. By the year 2000 the track
0801Nlist for the latest Nirvana album would be as follows:
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0821Y00C2Y02C1Y15C5Y27C1N1: Smells like Vic's Vapour rub
0811Y00C2Y02C1N2: Pacemaker shaped box
0811Y00C2Y02C1N3: I'll have a nice cup of Pennyroyal Tea please luv
0831Y00C2Y02C1Y19C2Y23C1Y25C6Y33C1N4: Come as you are love, honestly, everybody at the party will respect you
0806Y29C7Nregardless of what you wear. Your my daughter for gods sake
0811Y00C2Y02C1N5: Doing your science revision Tommy? Whats the atomic stucture of Lithium?
0811Y00C2Y02C1N6: All apologies mate I didn't realise it was your shopping trolley
0811Y00C2Y02C1N7: I've got to see a man about a dog (eh?)
0811Y00C2Y02C1N8: Grandpa Joe died last week
0811Y00C2Y02C1N9: My incontinence plays up if I have to travel on a plane
0811Y00C2Y03C1N10: Bloody hell, I wish I hadn't had a breed
0801N
1518Y00F04ruby15Y00C3Ner... and so on...
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